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The verdict

Stoic Passive Investor

owns every brokerage app, still losing on one

Exhibit A

Bought COIN, BULL, and HOOD, then eToro too, and only eToro repaid the loyalty with a $4,142 loss.

ETOR (eToro Group Ltd. Class A Common Shares) is down $4,142 unrealized (-37.3%) — 6.1% of the portfolio

Exhibit B

Eleven trades a month in a portfolio classified as passive, like a monk who screams on his lunch break.

11.0 trades a month across 61 trades